This morning the pre-wife sends me an email that simply says:
I had a really weird dream about us being on our honeymoon…except that we were in London at the time. You were going to be on TV to participate in a political debate. But then when I got there a hairy Robin Williams was hosting a fashion show and a pink sheep with one eye came up to me to be petted. It’s mama sheep was in the background and I was going to pet her next but then I woke up suddenly…very sad.
I love this woman so much for dreaming about pink sheep with one eye. One word of advice though, dear: lay off the Comedy Central.