Wait, wait, wait a damn minute. Let’s pretend for a second that we’ve already un-blown our mind that you can order an alpaca to deliver your Valentine’s gift (next year: done). Now we’re moving on to the fact that the supporting alpaca in this video clip is 1) a robo alpaca with wheels on it’s butt and, 2) was rehabilitated using an underwater treadmill.
I’m going back to bed to start the day over. This is just too much to handle.