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		<title>I for one welcome our robo-alpaca overlords</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 13:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wait, wait, wait a damn minute. Let&#8217;s pretend for a second that we&#8217;ve already un-blown our mind that you can order an alpaca to deliver your Valentine&#8217;s gift (next year: done). Now we&#8217;re moving on to the fact that the supporting alpaca in this video clip is 1) a robo alpaca with wheels on it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait, wait, wait a damn minute. Let&#8217;s pretend for a second that we&#8217;ve already un-blown our mind that you can order an alpaca to deliver your Valentine&#8217;s gift (next year: done). Now we&#8217;re moving on to the fact that the supporting alpaca in this video clip is 1) a robo alpaca with wheels on it&#8217;s butt and, 2) was rehabilitated using <strong><em>an underwater treadmill</em></strong>.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going back to bed to start the day over. This is just too much to handle.</p>
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